The Better Choice version of Adrianna Jumps Into Her Laptop And Gets Grounded.
Adriana: I'm going to jump into my laptop.
(Adriana jumps into her laptop)
Adriana: I'm in my laptop! Now, I'll run around and surf the web!
(Adriana runs and flies around the Internet)
(Later, Adriana's dad comes along and wonders where Adriana is)
Adriana's dad: Adriana?
(Adriana comes out of her laptop)
Adriana: Yes, dad?
Adriana's Dad: Where were you?
Adriana: I jumped into my laptop!
Adriana's dad: How come you did that?
Adriana: I wanted to surf the web!
(Adriana's dad laughs)
Adriana's dad: Oh, Adriana! You don't surf the web in the literal sense! You're so full of baloney!
Adriana: Does he think I'm full of baloney? I don't think I am.