Boris has fair skin and brown hair. In most grounding videos, he wears a green hoodie with red laces, blue jeans, and red sneakers. In some videos, his hoodie is replaced with a green long-sleeved shirt with a red collar, but he maintains his jeans and sneakers.
- Born December 10th, 1969
- Spouse: Doris [formerly only in Life with/without Doris franchise), Miss Martin (Not often in most videos and formerly in Life with/without Doris series) Depends but doesn't happen).
- Children Rosie Caillou Anderson Daillou Apotdoded Son Baillou Aptdoded
- Age: 47
- Rank: 1st Lieutenant
- Job: Soldier in the goanimate army (formerly),Soldier in the Federation(Current)
- Likes: Caillou, Rosie
- Dislikes: Getting Grounded, Baby Shows (like Barney, Teletubbies, etc.), Evil Caillou
- Helper: Baxter
- Voices: Eric (current voice used in most videos), Paul, Diesel (grounded videos only)/TigerMario2002: (other media and select grounded videos)
- Signature color: Neon Green