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Characters

Dad-Diesel

Mom-Kimberly

Brian-himself

Owner-Diesel

Plot

Brian wanted to go to McDonald's but the last time they went, he gave the kid who ordered the last Oreo McFlurry a wedgie and slapped his face. His mom nearly sued both Kimberly and Brian so they went there again. When they got there, the clerk offered Brian a soft serve cone. To this, he insulted Diesel, Kimberly's husband, thus offending her. He started laughing at Kimberly all because she was offended. He also called Kimberly fat offending her even more. He coaxed everyone to look at his mom. That made her cry. He called his mom a chubby crybaby. That made him the need to not egage his mom but to "engage McDonald's."

Transcript

Brian: Hey, Mom, can we go to McDonald's?

Mom: No.

Brian: Why?

Mom: Because the last time we went, you gave the kid who ordered the last Oreo McFlurry a wedgie and slapped his face. His mom nearly sued us.

Brian: But this time, I'll try to be nicer.

Mom: Fine, but this is coming out of your allowance.

(At McDonald's)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Brian: I would like 100 chicken nuggets, large fries, a large coke and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: I'm sorry to say this but we're all out of Oreo McFlurries.

Brian: Again? You must be joking.

Clerk: Don't feel bad. How about a soft serve cone instead?

Brian: Why?

Mom: He is offering you a soft serve cone because they're all out of Oreo McFlurries.

Brian (Kidaroo): WHAT?!?!? THERE'S NO HELL ON EARTH THAT THEY'RE OUT OF (BLEEP) OREO MACFLURRIES! THIS IS ONE HELL OF A RESTAURANT!

Mom: Stop using that tone of voice!

Brian (Kidaroo): SAYS THE MAN WHO MARRIED YOU IS 600 POUNDS, FAT AND DISGRACE OF A MAN! HA HA HA HA HA!

Mom: How dare you insult my husband, your father who raised you, paid for you, fed you and loved you! I am extremely offended!

Brian (Kidaroo): I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OFFENDED! YOU ARE STUPID AND FAT!

Mom: Stop it!

Brian (Kidaroo): KIMBERLY IS STUPID AND FAT, EVERYONE! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! COME SEE KIMBERLY! SEE KIMBERLY AS A STUPID FAT WOMAN! SHE'S FAT! SHE'S FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! STUPID! STUPID! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! SO STUPID AND FAT!

Mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Brian (Kidaroo): KIMBERLY IS SUCH A CHUBBY CRYBABY! CRY ALL YOU WANT CRYBABY!

Mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Brian (Kidaroo): ENGAGE ME CRYBABY! ENGAGE ME CRYBABY! ENGAGE ME CRYBABY! ENGAGE ME CRYBABY! ENGAGE ME CRYBABY! I FORGOT, YOU ARE A CHUBBY CRYBABY! FORGET YOU FATTY KIMBERLY! I'M GONNA ENGAGE MCDONALD'S!

(at home)

Dad: I'm back home from work. What happened here Kimberly and why are you crying?

Mom: Brian called me stupid and fat and not only that, he insulted you as well. He called you obese, 600 pounds and disgrace of a man.

Dad: Ohohohohohohohohohohoh! He's grounded, grounded, grounded for a year!

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