"Caillou Cuts School and gets Grounded" is a video made by Gutterball34.
Aired October 26 2005
David as Caillou
Eric as Mr. Johnson (bus driver)
Kate as Ms. Martin
Kimberly as the Manager
Julie as Herself
Jennifer as Custard
Caillou: Oh man, I don't want to go to school today. We have an ABC test and a *bleep* assembly. I don't want to do any of that *bleep* stuff.
Mr. Johnson: *offscreen* Come on Caillou. It's time to go to school. Get on the bus and I'll drop you off.
Caillou: No, Mr. Johnson. I'm not going. Please let me stay home.
Mr. Johnson: Caillou, I don't care whether you like it or not. Now let's go.
Caillou: Oh, fine, I'll go.
- in Mr. Johnson's Bus*
Caillou: Man, I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese.
Mr. Johnson: Well, too bad Caillou. You are going to school and that's final.
Caillou: Wait. That gives me a great idea.
Mr. Johnson: *shocked* What's that, Caillou?
Caillou: Oh nothing. I was just kidding.
Mr. Johnson: Oh, good! Anyway, we're here now. Have a good day Caillou, and remember to behave yourself.
Ms. Martin: Good morning class. I hope you are all ready for the alphabet test. After the test, we will go to an assembly. Then we will continue with school. Now who would like to begin first?
Caillou: Excuse me, teacher. May I go to the bathroom please?
Ms. Martin: No, you may not, Caillou!
Caillou: But I really have to go.
Ms. Martin: Caillou, we are about to begin the test. You will stay here.
Caillou: Please let me go, or I will have to use the bathroom here instead.
Ms. Martin: Alright fine! You may go. Take the hall pass and come back in five minutes.
Caillou: Okay. Thank you so much!
*outside the school building*
Caillou: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I'm cutting school to go to Chuck E. Cheese!
*at Chuck E. Cheese's*
Caillou: Chuck E. Cheese!
*music plays while Caillou has fun*
*meanwhile, back at school*
Manager: Why hello, Ms. Martin. How may I help you?
Ms. Martin: Caillou went to the bathroom, but he has been gone for one hour. Do you have any idea where he could be?
Manager: As a matter of fact, I do. Right now, the security guard came and gave me a surveillance video showing Caillou leaving the building and going to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Ms. Martin: Can I see?
On the manager's tablet...
Caillou: Now my teacher, Sarah, Clementine and Leo are thinking I'm going to the bathroom, but I will cut school to go to Chuck E. Cheese instead! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ms. Martin: Oh, no! Call Caillou's mom right away so I can ground him!
On the manager's phone....
Manager: Hello? Is this Julie? Yes. Your son has cut school to go to Chuck E. Cheese and even worse, a security guard gave me information about that.
Julie: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Caillou! How dare you cut school! Let's go back to school!
Back at school..
Manager: Caillou, why would you want to skip school to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Caillou: Because I love Chuck E. Cheese's!
Julie: Let's go home right now!
Julie: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Caillou, How dare you cut school! That's it! You are grounded for life! Normally I would say go to bed now, but instead I'm gonna say this! You get killed by someone! Do you know who he is? I'll give you a hint. He is the coot cat-eared pilot of the Zoomer and takes the Save-Ums on the adventures.
Caillou: I don't want to be beaten up by Custard.
Julie: Too bad. It's for good. Custard, kill Caillou.
Custard: (appears) Prepare to be dead!
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