Phil DeVille as dad
Daniel as himself
Kimi Finster as mom
(Daniel in front of an apple store)
Daniel: I will buy an iPod.
Clerk: What can I get you?
Daniel: I would like an iPod.
(Daniel pays for the iPod and goes home)
Daniel: Now that I have the iPod, I will listen to songs now.
(Kimi walks in)
Kimi Finster: Daniel, we have... oh my gosh, is that an iPod?
Phil DeVille: Daniel, I cannot believe you purchased an iPod! I will return to the store.
Kimi Finster: No, I will return it.
(Phil and Kimi get into a fight until in the process, their fight cracks the iPod's screen)
Phil DeVille: Ohohohohohohohohohoh!
Daniel: I guess I'm grounded.
Kimi Finster: That's it. Not only that, our fight cracked the iPod's screen. How are we going to return it?
(back at store)
Clerk: Phil and Kimi, what brings you here?
Phil DeVille: (shows clerk damaged iPod) Our son just bought this without our permission. Neither one of us could agree on who should return it so we got into a fight and during the fight, one of us cracked the screen.
Clerk: Oh my gosh!
(manager walks in)
Clerk: They fought and their fight just cracked the screen.
Phil DeVille: No, during our fight, Kimi, accidentally slammed the iPod on the floor causing its screen to break.
Clerk: That's considered customer abuse. You can't return it.
Phil DeVille (in booming voice): What? He just bought this iPod without our permission! Do you think we're charity?
Clerk: That's not something we can return.
Phil Deville:Looks like we can't return the iPod.