• Diesel (angry): Man I Hate Caillou, I Wish I Could Kill Him!
  • (Diesel turned himself into a hound-nosed, tiger claw-handed, camoflauge and disguised-bodied, dragon-winged, fire-breathing, jaw-biting mouth, red dragon-eyed, pony-tailed, baby show character-killing monster called the Monstragon)
  • Diesel the Monstragon: (evil laugh) Bwahahaahahahahahaaha!
  • Caillou: Hello, welcome to...
  • (Diesel breathes fire on Caillou and get burned)
  • (Caillou was now burned to death)
  • Diesel: (G-major voice) YAY! I killed Caillou.
  • Diesel's Mom: Diesel, I can't believe you killed Caillou.
  • Diesel's Dad: It was our favorite show and baby character. (G-major voice) You should be ahamed of yourself!
  • Diesel: But, I'm sorry.
  • Diesel's Dad: Apologies won't be accepted, and forgiveness is bad, and also, sorries don't count anymore!
  • Diesel: Please forgive me, I'm sorry!
  • Diesel's Mom: Too bad! Apologies don't count anymore!
  • Diesel's Dad: I agree with your mother. (200% loud voice) Apologies aren't accepted, you are grounded! (7x)
  • Diesel's Mom: And you know what this means?
  • Diesel: What?
  • Diesel's Dad: (G-major voice) This means you will die too!
  • (Diesel's Dad breathes fire and burned on Diesel)
  • (Diesel got burned to death, also)
  • (poof)
  • Diesel the Ghost: Cuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrse yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd Eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc!!!

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