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Characters

Eric-himself

Eric's mom-Kimberly

Clerk-Dallas

Eric's dad-Diesel

Customer-Zack

Plot

Eric and his mom went to McDonald's to get something. Eric ordered 10 chicken nuggets, large fries, a large coke an an Oreo McFlurry. The clerk told Eric they were out of Oreo McFlurries so he offered him a soft serve cone instead. To this, he took a gun from a customer and killed the clerk. When Eric's dad realized that Eric had used a firearm at McDonald's, he was mad.

Transcript

Eric's dad: I'm going to work.

Eric's mom: Where do you want to go to?

Eric: McDonald's.

Eric's mom: Sure.

(at McDonald's)

Clerk: What would you like?

Eric: I would like 10 chicken nuggets, large fries, a large coke and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: I'm sorry I have to say this but we're out of Oreo McFlurries.

Eric: You're joking.

Clerk: There's no need to get upset. How about a soft serve cone instead?

Eric (Kidaroo voice): THERE'S NO HELL ON EARTH THAT THEY'RE OUT OF (BLEEP) OREO MACFLURRIES!

Eric's mom: Eric, stop being a brat. You can either have a soft serve cone or you can have nothing.

Eric: I got a better choice.

(takes a gun from customer)

Customer: Hey you, that gun is mine! Now give it back to me right now!

Eric (Kidaroo voice): I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Clerk: No (27X)

(Eric kills the clerk)

Eric (Kidaroo voice): FJWEJEITFIFJFNJVNVRJKNERNNI&*(&*#(&*!@(#@&(#@&(RHENMWKTOSMWOSOERJGQEWERK_))_)_______________!

Eric's mom: I can't believe you murdered the clerk! That's it. We're going home.

(At home)

Eric's dad: I'm back from work. I can see that Eric is crying.

Eric's mom: Well, you'll blow up for this. Eric shoot at the clerk at McDonald's all because I couldn't get him what he wanted.

Now we're banned from going to McDonald's for life.

Eric's dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Eric! I can't believe you used a firearm to shoot at the clerk at McDonald's!

You know doing stuff like that can possibly get us arrested!

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