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Erika: Man I'm So Bored What Should I Do? I Know! I Will Kidnap Princess Zelda! I've seen her being kidnapped by many monsters! Maybe it should be my turn now!

(Cuts To The Monster Island)

(Zelda Is Sleeping Until Erika Kidnaps Her)

Zelda: Oh no! Not this again! Help!

(At Erika's House)

Erika: Yes! I Finally Kidnapped Zelda! Yay!

Zelda: How could you, you moron?!

Erika's Dad: Erika, Did I Hear You Kidnap Princess Zelda?

Erika: Uh Oh! I Better Hide Her Or My Dad Will Kill Me.

(Erika Hides Zelda Under Her Blanket)

Erika's Dad: Did You Kidnap Princess Zelda?

Erika: No.

(Erika's Dad Removes The Blanket)

Zelda: Take me back to my castle at once!

Erika's Dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Erika! How Dare You Kidnap Princess Zelda? That's It Your Grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for Serenity!

Zelda: That's right! Punish your daughter! She deserves it!

Erika's Dad: And For This I Will Take Her Back To her castle on Monster Island

Zelda: That's right! Take me back to my castle. I can't stand this kid!

(At Monster Island)

Erika's Dad: Okay Princess Zelda Your Home.

Zelda: Thank you, now I better call Horton.

Horton: Okay I Will Set Traps and Security Cameras On Monster Island.

(Back At Erika's House)

Erika: Waaaaaaah! You Took Princess Zelda Away From Me! Why?

Erika's Dad: Because You're starting to act like Ganondorf, Do You Know What Punishment You Get For Kidnapping Princess Zelda?

Erika: Going To The Snowstorm and Freezing To Death?

Erika's Dad: That's Right Erika, Get In The Car I'm Driving You To The Snowstorm

Erika's Dad: This Is Alaska You Will Be Here With No Vampire Stuff, No Universal Animation Studio Stuff, No Disney Stuff, and No Don Bluth Stuff, Just Snow.

Erika's Dad: And You Will Be Forced To Freeze To Death and Be Banished Goodbye Erika and Enjoy Getting A Heart Failure and Freezing To Death.

Erika: Argh, Why does this always happen to me? I hate my life!

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