• Salli as Leila
  • Paul as Dad
  • Julie as Mom
  • Paul as Customer #1
  • Catherine as Customer #2
  • Susan as Customer #3
  • Kidaroo as Customer #4
  • Zack as Customer #5
  • Simon as Manager


  • (Leila is walking down an empty street. She sees a "For Lease" space.)
  • Leila: For Lease? I may open my own restaurant there. I will call it Leila's.
  • (Leila opens up the restaurant. A customer comes in the restaurant)
  • Leila: Hi! Welcome to Leila's! What do you want?
  • Customer #1: I would like 4 Triple Cheeseburgers, 12 Large Fries, 130 Cheese Rounds, a big slice of Triple Layered Cheesecake with Whipped Cream, and 20 Cokes.
  • Leila: If you want all that food, then (250% loud voice) GO MAKE IT YOURSELF, YOU FATTY!
  • Customer #1: Look, I do not have time for this! Just give me my freaking food!
  • Leila: (normal voice) Order less stuff or leave!
  • Customer #1: (150% loud voice) That's it! I'm going to KFC! (bleep) you and (bleep) this restaurant!
  • Leila: (300% loud voice) GET OUT OF HERE! 
  • (Another customer comes in)
  • Leila: (normal voice) Welcome to Leila's. What the (bleep) do you want?
  • Customer #2: I'm hungry. Do you got any food?
  • Leila: Of course we've got food! You are in a restaurant!
  • Customer #2: Want to see me fly? (flies around)
  • Leila: Will you stop running around and order your freaking food already?!
  • Customer #2: This makes me so happy, I'm light headed! Whee! (crashes) Oops, I hit my nose!
  • Leila: No, really?
  • Customer #2: Oh boy, look at that keyboard!
  • Leila: It's a cash register, you dumb (bleep)! I'm going to have to ask you to get out of here!
  • Customer #2: Can I sing a song for you?
  • Leila: (350% loud voice) GET OUT!
  • Customer #2: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! (Leaves the restaurant)
  • Leila: (normal voice) What a freaking wacko!
  • (Another customer comes in)
  • Customer #3: I would like 20 jello cubes with whipped cream and 300 Baja Blasts.
  • Leila: Hahahahaha! You retard! The Baja Blast machine is broken! Go order something else!
  • Customer #3: Anyways, I'm going to Taco Bell.
  • (Another customer comes in)
  • Customer #4: I would like 1024 Cheeseburgers, 1536 pieces of Chicken, 2048 Large Fries, 3072 Cheesecakes, and 4096 Sprites.
  • Leila. I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
  • Customer #4: (400% loud voice) ARE YOU FREAKING DEAF?!?!?!?!?! I SAID 1024 CHEESEBURGERS, 1536 PIECES OF CHICKEN, 2048 LARGE FRIES, 3072 CHEESECAKES, AND 4096 SPRITES!!!!!!!! WHAT PART DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Leila: Well, go to the kitchen and make all that crap yourself!
  • Customer #4: (normal voice) That's it! I'm going to Dunkin' Donuts!
  • Leila: Get out of my sight!
  • (The last customer comes in)
  • Leila: Welcome to Leila's. What do you want?
  • Customer #5: I want a Spicy Chicken basket and a medium Pepsi.
  • Leila: Your food will arrive shortly. Thank you for choosing Leila's.
  • (The customer eats the chicken and starts feeling weird)
  • Customer #5: (sick voice) I think I am sick. The chicken was not even fried. I gotta go to the nurse.
  • Manager: Leila, we are getting complaints that you have been rude to the customers and you served a customer uncooked chicken! Is that true, Leila?
  • Leila: Yes!
  • Manager: Leila, because you were rude to the customers and you served a customer uncooked chicken, you are fired! Also this establishment will be closed down!
  • Leila: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
  • (In her house)
  • Dad: Leila I can't believe you did bad service in a restaurant!
  • Mom: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 5 days now go to your bed now.
  • Leila: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!


An incomplete version of this video was created by AMCFan2014.

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