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Cast:

  • Princess as Leila
  • Kimberly As The Principal
  • Kate as Mom
  • Duncan as Colgatepony234
  • Dallas As The Teacher
  • Bridget As Supernanny

Transcript:

  • Teacher: Ok Class, I Want To Remind You All About The Big Test You Have In 2 Days, A Means Nothing, B Means A Warning, C Means A Detention, D Means A Suspension And F Means A Devouration By The Principal
  • Leila: Oh No, I Forgot About The Big Test And Did Not Study
  • Teacher: Leila, What's Wrong
  • Leila: I'm Just Worried About The Test
  • Teacher: Do Not Worry, As long as you studied you will be fine
  • Leila: I am screwed
  • (1 Day later)
  • Leila: Tomorrow I am going to have a big test, and so will my friend Colgatepony234. (She thinks) I have a great idea! I'll fake sick to stay home from school!
  • (The next day)
  • Mom: Leila, Colgatepony234, it's time to get up and go to school.
  • (In the other room)
  • Mom: Colgatepony234, you have a big test today. You better do good grade or else you will be grounded.
  • Colgatepony234: Okay, Mom.
  • (Leila comes in, and Colgatepony234 leaves to go to school)
  • Mom: Leila, why are you home, and what is wrong?
  • Leila: (sick voice) I think I am sick, Mommy.
  • Mom: Let me check your fever.
  • (While nobody was looking, Leila held the thermometer under boiling hot water)
  • Mom: Leila, your fever is 234 degrees. You are so sick today. You must stay home form school today.
  • Leila: (sick voice) But Mom, I have to go to school because of the big test.
  • Mom: No buts, Leila, I don't want anyone at school catching your fever you know. Get back to bed right now.
  • (Leila goes to bed)
  • Leila: (Normal voice) Now that I'm home from school and my mom is gone today, I am going on the computer. (She watches a funny video on YouTube)
  • (10 minutes later)
  • Leila: I think my mom is coming. I better get to bed.
  • Mom: So, Leila, how to you feel?
  • Leila: (sick voice) Oh no! I feel so terrible! My voice sounds terrible too!
  • Mom: I made you soup.
  • Leila: (sick voice) I am not in the mood of getting up right now. I don't think I am hungry.
  • Mom: Okay, Leila, if you want to eat this soup later, then stay in the bed. (She leaves)
  • Leila: (normal voice) Ha ha ha ha ha. Now that my Mom is gone again, I can go back on the computer. And watch the lion king - when I was a young warthog - (one line mutilanguages, Rew-up verison) (She watch a lion king language video)
  • (2 hours later)
  • Leila: Oh, crap! It's my parents! I need to shut down the computer!
  • Mom: (comes in) Leila, I am back from the video store. Were you on the computer when I was gone?
  • Leila: No, I was wasn't!
  • Mom: Then why is it on?
  • Leila: I accidentally turned it on!
  • Mom: You better not be lying to me! I placed a video camera in your room so I could see what you were doing while you were sick.
  • Leila: WHAT?!
  • Mom: We are going to watch the video. If you lied to me, I will check your fever again.
  • (23 minutes later)
  • Mom: Leila, you lied to me! You were on the computer when you were supposed to stay on the bed. Let me check your fever again.
  • Leila: (sick voice) No, really, I am sick!
  • Mom: I want to see if you were pretending to be sick or if you were really sick.
  • (Mom checks Leila's fever and finds out it is 98.5. The screen turns red and starts shaking)
  • Mom: (scary voice) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Leila, how dare you fake sick! Did you not want to do the test! You idiot! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 400000 trillion years for faking sick! This Means No Disney, No Marvel, And No PBS kids, I am so mad at you, this kind of behavior is unexeptable and I will not put up with it, this behavior will not go unpunished, do you here me

Leila: Yes I Do, I'm Sorry, I Won't Fake Sick From Now On

  • Mom: (scary voice) good, now that we discussed your punishment, get in the car, you are going to school
  • Leila: no, do not take me back to school, i'll have to take the test
  • Mom: tough, you are going wether you like it or not

Leila: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • (At Midnight, Leila Is Locked In A Cage)
  • Leila: It Was A Disaster, When I Got Here, The Teacher Said Ok Class, We Will Do Storytime before we do snack and lunchtime, wait a minute, Leila, I can't believe you did not come to school because you were staying home to get out of doing the test, you will have an after school working in the office and you will do your test during lunchtime, the principal added 10 bonus questions for you to answer, when the test started I was like this will take forever, but to make it not take forever, instead of social studies I wrote all about Disney, marvel, and PBS kids, I also wrote curse words in order for me to get an A for what I wrote, but nothing worked, I got three Fs instead, the teacher called my mom and she was like (voice changes to scary voice) Leila Leila Leila Leila how dare you get 3 fs on your test that's it, you are even more grounded, with nothing made by disney, marvel, and PBS kids forever, go to bed when we get home, (voice changes back) when I did my after school working in the office, principal elphaba said, why did you fake sick, and I was like because I did not want to do the test, and she was like, you did not want to do the test, what happens when you fake sick, and I was like I get after school working in the office and she said you get after school working in the office, do you get in more trouble for faking sick, and I said yes, and she said do you fake sick, no do your work, is playing hooky supposed to come out of your mouth, does it make it better to fake sick, was it a good choice to fake sick because of the test, don't you stop doing work, do it, do we fake sick from this school, do you go to this school, are you aloud to fake sick when you go to this school, no, when the work was done, she said your finished, when she asked for the test, I liked saying that I got an a instead of 3 fs, but when I gave her the test, she learned the truth, she said why did you tell me you did not get an F when you got 3, why did you lie to me, and I said because I did not want to get in bigger trouble, and she said you did not want to get in bigger trouble does it work when you lie to me, what happens when you get an A, and I said nothing, she said nothing happens, what happens when you get a b, and I said a warning, and she said what happens when you get a c, and I said I get a detention, she said what is the consequence for getting a d, and I said I get a suspension, and she said you get a suspension, what is the consequence for getting an F, and I said a devouration, and she said a devouration, why did you get an F+, and I said because I was writing about Marvel, and she said uh huh why did you get a regular F, and I said because I was writing about PBS kids, and she said uh huh, why did you get an F-, I'm Waiting, You Don't Know What You Wrote, Ok well let's think about it in here, and she locks me in a cage and says why and I said because I was writing about Disney, and then she leaves to kidnap all my classmates, when she got back with them, she forces them to help her fatten me up so she can eat me by feeding me, and doing the house work
  • Principal Elphaba: Stick Out Your Finger Right Now
  • Leila: I Do Not Have Any Chicken bones so I have no choice (sticks out her finger)
  • (1 week later)
  • Principal Elphaba: Ok You can come out now
  • (The cage is unlocked, leila sadly walks out)
  • Principal Elphaba: (casts a spell on Leila And Her entire class) Hocus pocus witch's spell make those students be still, first off why am I casting this spell on you
  • Leila And Her Classmates: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Leila: Because You Want To Eat Us
  • Principal Elphaba: Leila, Why Is That
  • Leila and her classmates: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Leila: Because I got 3 fs
  • Principal Elphaba: you got 3 fs last week, that is very unexeptable behavior, you are do what you are told, you were supposed to study and when you are told that playtime is over playtime is over, do you understand what I am telling you, did you study
  • Leila: Nope
  • Principal Elphaba: No You Didn't, is that why I am casting this spell on you, I am casting this spell on you because you made bad choices, do you here me, if you make good choices do you end up in the tip of my tongue, did you make good choices or bad choices, you made bad choices, goodbye forever
  • (Principal Elphaba puts the Frozen boys in the waffle maker and the Frozen Girls (including Leila) in the soup pot, cooks them, puts the boy waffles on a plate and the girl soups on a bowl and takes out silverware, sets the table, sits down and gets ready to eat them, after her feast, she gets out a video camera and films herself)
  • The End

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