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Cast:

  • Salli as Leila
  • Paul as Dad
  • Julie as Mom
  • Simon as Nurse
  • Paul as Mario
  • Eric as Adel
  • Duncan as Colgatepony234

Transcript:

  • Leila: I am ready to sell free poop samples! First, let's poop in the bag. (She poops very loudly)
  • (Mom and Dad are sleeping but the poop noise distracts them)
  • Mom: Did you hear that?
  • Dad: Is someone pooping?
  • Leila: Next, let's go to the kitchen.
  • (Leila walks to the kitchen)
  • Leila: Then, we build the stand.
  • (Leila builds the stand outside her house)
  • Leila: Poop samples! Get your free poop samples here!
  • Adel: (Walks to the poop stand) Can I have a free poop sample?
  • Leila: Money please.
  • (Adel gives Leila money. Adel eats the poop)
  • Adel: Ewww! I gotta run to the nurse quick! (Runs to the nurse but dies before he could make it)
  • Leila: Yay! Adel is dead!
  • (Mario walks to the poop stand)
  • Leila: Want some free poop sample?
  • Mario: Yes! I like poop!
  • Leila: Money please.
  • (Mario gives Leila money)
  • Mario: (Eats the poop) Yuck!
  • (Mario runs to the nurse)
  • Leila: I just killed 2 people! With this stand being successful, I could kill more than 300 people!
  • (3 hours later, Colgatepony234 goes to the poop stand)
  • Leila: Congratulations! You are my 300th customer! You can come and have all the free poop you want!
  • Colgatepony234: NO! I don't want to eat your nasty poop! I wish you close this establishment down forever!
  • (At the hospital)
  • Mario: Ohhhhh.... I think I'm sick.
  • Leila: Is he gonna be okay?
  • Nurse: I don't think so. I may call your parents.
  • Leila: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
  • Nurse: Hello, is this Leila's parents? Can you ground her when she gets home?
  • (At home)
  • Mom: Leila, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 12 years for selling free poop samples.
  • Dad: That means your free poop stand will be closed down! (comes outside and demolishes the poop stand)
  • Leila: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
  • Dad: I don't care! You are grounded for further notice and I will put a diaper on your head!
  • Leila: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Please! Not the diaper AGAIN!
  • (Dad puts a diaper on Leila's head)
  • Dad: That's it. Don't take that diaper off of your head until further notice.
  • (4 days later)
  • Colgatepony234: I am happy that this poop stand finally closed down.
  • Mario: Me too! That poop made me sick!

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