Leila - Salli
Leila's Dad - Paul
Leila's Mom - Julie
Mayor May Who (Substitute Teacher) - Dallas
Mayor May Who (Yelling Voice) - Kidaroo
Black Student - Brian
Principal Griselda - Kayla
May Who: Okay, class. I am Mayor May Who, the substitute. You might have noticed that teachers aren't here this morning. Anyways, today we will be doing your studying exam. Have fun! (leaves)
Leila: [thinking] Here's my laptop. Now to watch porn instead.
[The card 'Click to Confirm You Are Over 18' is shown in Times New Roman in the dark background, the green font 'YES' and red font 'NO' and the arrow clicks on 'YES'.]
Black Student: Leila, you are supposed to be studying, not just watch porn.
Leila: [seeing the screen] Look, they're kissing! Oh, she's just breastfeeding! Or should I say…toe-feeding?
Mayor May Who: [hearing pornographic sounds offscreen] Wait! What is that noise coming from that laptop? I think it's just Leila seeing the computer screen. That's it! I'm going to check on Leila who is watching porn instead of studying.
[Mayor May Who walks back to the classroom, offscreen.]
Mayor May Who: [in Kidaroo voice] OH MY GOD LEILA! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE WATCHING PORN IN CLASS WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING! THAT'S IT! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!
Principal Moss: Leila, what happened?
Leila: Mayor May Who told me to study your homework, and then I went to the laptop and watched porn in my class seeing the screen for saying "toe-feeding" instead of breastfeeding.
Principal Moss: LEILA! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WATCH PORN VIDEOS IN CLASS WHILE YOU'RE A KID! KIDS DON'T WATCH PORN VIDEOS AT SCHOOL! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE EXPELLED!
Leila's Dad: Leila, I can't believe you are watching porn in class while you're supposed to be studying! Porn videos are not allowed in the classroom while Mayor May Who told you to study, but you didn't listen.
Leila: Sorry, Dad. I was just checking the computer screen to see if I failed class. [looks at screen again] Wait! What happened far out? Is it broken?
Leila's Dad: Yes. It is broken. You are now ungrounded. Now you may go back to school for your studying. But if you despite to watch porn, you…ARE... GROUNDED!
Leila: [back at the classroom] Man, I thought that would never end, but I'm back on my classroom.